A totally authentic love letter from Jake Gyllenhaal the handsome actor

Print and fill in the blanks! Gift your mate the fumbling adoration of Hollywood’s most handsome. Spritz the letter with a musky aftershave, for added authenticity, or brush lightly in the armpit of your nearest unshowered dude, Au Deu Brokeback Mountain.

︎ Print the letter here

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