This is a very authentic love letter from Jake Gyllenhaal the handsome actor. Fill-in-the-blanks to give your friend a nice ego boost. For added authenticity spritz the letter with a bit of aftershave before sending. Even better! Rub the letter in an unwashed male armpit for 2-5 seconds, Au Deu Brokeback Mountain.

Click here to print the pdf. It’ll cost as much as J-Lo’s love.

(hint: her love don’t cost a thing)