Very Beautiful Human

A paper trophy for you to present to your friend, lover, mother, brother, brother from another mother, or local croissant supplier. Whoever you think deserves one!

To access the pdf please do one of the following tasks:

a) Legally change your name to Bruce Willis.
b) Memorise the entire script of a Gilmore Girl's episode and reenact for me via Skype.
c) Or click here!

Love always, Jake

Fill in the blanks for a friend who deserves some celeb affection on Valentine’s Day... or any other day... such as today-day!

Click here to print.

For added authenticity I suggest you spritz the letter with a bit of aftershave before sending. Even better, rub the letter in an unwashed male armpit for 2-3 seconds, Au Deu Brokeback Mountain!

Faces to Finish

Hi there!

I heard you like to draw faces, is that true? I hope so, because I made this doodling sheet especially for you and it has your name written all over it. In invisible ink. So Stacey doesn't get jealous about it. You know what Stacey is like. Have you met Stacey?

Anyway, please enjoy.

Lisa x

But not a freckle.

This is a letter template for someone you care about. As you can see it's pretty (damn) easy to fill out. I've done all the heavy lifting for you word-wise. Condiment-wise though, this Vegemite lid won't budge and I could really use your help. Thanks, muscles.

To print the letter, click here.
To not print the letter, click here.

Big Team Scribble!

If MTV Cribs visited your daydreams, what would they find?

For a bit of fun I asked 23 artists that question, then mish-mashed their doodled answers into twelve very peculiar houses. Then I uploaded the 12-page colouring book HERE for you to print out and colour in on a rainy afternoon. Then I changed into a new pair of socks because the ones I had on were a little damp, but that's unrelated.

Thank you to the great artists!

Wen-Ju Chien, Pete Shand, Caitlin Chilton, Luis Mazon, Gerlinde Meyer, Alyssa Duhe, Laura Hodkin, Jasper Hernandez, Nysha Tan, Mouni Feddag, Rachna Soun, Misia Schmidt, Jasmine Pierce, Maggie Chiang, Nigel Sussman, Duru Eksioglu, Emily Joynton, Jemimah Priest, Kate Gavino, Susan Dutch, Stephanie Boilard, Stephanie Hicks, Amy Deverux, Erin Stanfield, Laurel Pettitt, Ruth Nancy and Juste Urbonaviciute.

Click here to print!