But not a freckle.

This is a letter template for someone you care about. As you can see it's pretty darn easy to fill out. I've done all the heavy lifting for you word-wise. Condiment-wise, this Vegemite lid won't budge and I could really use your help. Thanks, muscles!

To print the letter, click here.
To not print the letter, click here.
Big Team Scribble

If MTV Cribs visited your daydreams, what would they find? For a bit of fun I asked 23 artists that question, then mish-mashed their doodled answers into twelve very peculiar houses. Then I uploaded the 12-page colouring book HERE for you to print out and colour in on a rainy afternoon. Then I changed into a new pair of socks because the ones I had on were a little damp, but that's unrelated.

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The artists: Wen-Ju Chien, Pete Shand, Caitlin Chilton, Luis Mazon, Gerlinde Meyer, Alyssa Duhe, Laura Hodkin, Jasper Hernandez, Nysha Tan, Mouni Feddag, Rachna Soun, Misia Schmidt, Jasmine Pierce, Maggie Chiang, Nigel Sussman, Duru Eksioglu, Emily Joynton, Jemimah Priest, Kate Gavino, Susan Dutch, Stephanie Boilard, Stephanie Hicks, Amy Deverux, Erin Stanfield, Laurel Pettitt, Ruth Nancy and Juste Urbonaviciute.
Faces to finish

Hi there!

So I heard you like to draw faces, is that true? I hope so, because I made this doodling sheet especially for you and it even has your name written all over it. In invisible ink. So Stacey doesn't get jealous about it. You know what Stacey is like. Have you met Stacey?

Anyway, please enjoy.

Lisa x
Good Vibe Notes

Deliver some sneaky affection to the folks you share a life with. A sweet gesture to say I’m thinking of you and a reminder of how much you care about them can mean so much!

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How/where to deliver your good vibes:
  1. Snail mail to your mum at her office.
  2. Sneak them onto your workmate's desk after lunch.
  3. Leave on the fridge for your housemate to discover in the morning.
  4. Oh I could go on!
  5. And I will.
  6. Slip them into your lover's birthday card for an extra oomf of affection.
  7. Post to a faraway friend to say I MISS YOUUUU.
  8. Maybe even: doodle some in honour of your dog (or cat) (or rat) as a time capsule of how crazy you are about your furry mate. Sophie McBean leads the way!
Love always, Jake xoxo

Fill in the blanks for a friend who deserves some celeb affection on Valentine’s Day... or any other day... such as today-day!

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For added authenticity I suggest you spritz the letter with a bit of aftershave before sending. Even better, rub the letter in an unwashed male armpit for 2-3 seconds, Au Deu Brokeback Mountain!